Readers Poll: Do I look like this woman?

Sorry Jen, I stole your face. In more ways than one.

I once had a woman chase me through a hotel in SLC yelling "Jennifer"!

My own mother could not tell us apart from a short distance.

Jen, have I ever told you that you are GORGOUS?!!!

This is my friend from the good ol days at PHS! Now here's the thing... Jen is beautiful and I realize she has aged more gracefully than I have.

But doesn't she look like me?

A little?

Ouch!

So, here you have it. You can loose expression in your face if you dive into concrete. Who knew!

Koy had a minor accident at school yesterday. I told him he should make up something great like getting mauled by a bear, but he decided to go with honesty. He was sitting on a bar and just face planted right off it. Poor guy! So, needless to say, he was slightly embarrassed. Of course it was totally necessary to pull out some embarrassing stories of my own. Like the time I dove into the shallow end of the pool the day before picture day. Oh man! That was something I still might need therapy over. Don't tell Koy though. He thinks I made it through without anything coming back to haunt me. (Like my awful 7th grade photo that year...)

B

To my dear friend Julie

It was brought to my attention today from my good friend, Miss, that there is an actual hymn called "Lay your head on my ample arm".
Julie, just so you know, if we ever sing this in Sacrament, I will never come again.
Ewww...
B

Out of respect for my faithful readers...

I will change my blog so no one throws up. I know that last one was a little sappy. If you enjoyed that, click on Macades link. That will really test your gag reflex.

So today I will blog about.....

How much I would like to yell at the manager at Sonic!!!

I have not had a Sonic drink in a week due to my protest and I am hurtin!! Can you believe the nerve of that guy to put LIME JUICE in my drink on Saturday?! Not freshly squeezed, but the nasty artificial stuff! He is constantly out of items, such as...

Ketchup, lids, lime, cups, diet coke (I know! America's drink stop my @#$%!) and here is the clencher... my co-worker was told they were out of water the other day! Come on Zach! What has happened in your life to cause me, the innocent addict, pain like this?

So if you feel the pain, join me in protest. I am calling in. I can stand for it no longer.

There must be change!!!

Or guess where I'm going?

My Valentine!

Much to contrary belief, I absolutely adore this man! Here are some reasons why
1- Sterling is the funniest person I know. He makes me laugh daily and that is good!
2- He works so hard. I will never be hungry cause this guy would work anywhere to provide for his family.
3- He does a fabulous impression of Mr. Sir.
4- He is compassionate about things. Sometimes I confuse this with psycho but this man loves trains!
5- I know without a doubt that he would do anything for me. He may grumble, but he'll do it.
6- Sterling acts like he is a grumpy guy, but is really one of the softest guys ever!
7- He keeps his cubicle almost spotless. The cubes around him are all, well..... used. But Sterling's is so free of clutter that it is weird.
8- Sterling can talk like a relief society woman! With the right people he could go all night.
9- Movies insult his intelligence. His quote, not mine.
10- He loves sudoku!
11- Sterling is so talented! He really is an artist. He can weather a train car that grown men lust after.
12- I'm pretty sure he could live off of cold cereal.
13- He will be super mad at me if he finds out about this blog post! He he!
14- Sterling can't sit still. He's just like his Dad this way. He can't even work out on a treadmill because it is so boring.
15- He's got awesome handwriting. It's the drafter in him.
16- He has a nickname for EVERYONE. And they change every now and again. Mine is "Muffin Lips" right now. Koy is "Chaz" and Sklyer is "Club". Cade's changes daily. This can get annoying given the wrong nickname.
17- Sterling has taken us on some really fun trips! We always have so much fun!
18- He always smells good! He doesn't even smell bad after working out. How does he do that?
19- He's a great gift buyer! Never a disappointment here.
20- He has good style. Sterling always looks good! Love it!
21- Sterling doesn't answer the phone. Cell phone, yes. Home phone, no. Why?
22- He is my partner is Coke addiction! I don't know if he is as bad as me, but we have been known to toss back a few late at night.
23- He loves to pick a good fight with Skyler every day. I am sure that has something to do with why Skyler is so great.
24- Sterling loves his family. He would do anything for any of them.
25- He takes good care of me.
I love you!
PS Sterling you gotta be glad I didn't put some dorky picture of you here. That counts for something right?

There's something about Skyler

1- Skyler has a terrific memory. He can tell you years, months and even days of events that I forgot even happened.

2- Skyler is the messiest autistic guy I know. None of that lining stuff up and keeping things meticulous around here.

3- Big surprise, Skyler LOVES dinosaurs! Since he was just a baby they have been his thing. He can name hundreds of dinosaurs that most people did not even know existed.

4- He did not talk until he was 4 years old. Actually, there are rumors that he still doesn't talk.

5- Skyler loves making movies. I smell a Jurassic Park remake.

6- He can run really fast! Must be due to Macade bugging him.

7- Skyler can grow facial hair faster than anyone I know. Grizzly Adams reincarnate.

8- Skyler carries a 20 lb backpack to school everyday! No wonder he is so skinny. I better go buy myself a backpack.

9- At 3 years old, Skyler would do anything for frozen peas. The kid loved them. Weird.

10- He sleeps under every blanket he can find! I have to dig him out every morning.

11- I'm pretty sure he has snuck his lucky dinosaurs into the UBSCT testing this week.

12- Skyler laughs really hard while watching Home Alone and Mouse Hunt. Something about seeing grown men practically kill themselves that he really gets a kick out of.

13- Skyler keeps a meticulous journal. And he enjoys it.

14- He has been playing the guitar for about 5 months. I can't get enough!

15- Sklyer is my breath of fresh air!

Koy and 15 reasons he is so cool!

1- Koy cannot do fishy lips. Try as he might, the fish don't want to lip!

2- He scored in the top 10% of students in the nation this year. (I think we should check DNA)

3- Koy can do just about any accent you ask him to. It's freaky really!

4- Koy is an encycopedia when it comes to football!

5- He loves snickers. (Found this out after he won a football bet with a neighbor)

6- Koy reads a ton! He even reads in the car on the way to school EVERY morning!

7- Koy now wears a bigger shoe than I do. (Not a hard one to beat, but he is proud.)

8- He can play guitar hero like a rock star! Who knew? I can't hit a note.

9- He missed 100% on a pre-test just today by one letter.

10- Koy loves animals! A lot!

11- He cuddles up to me in bed whenever he can sneak in without Dad noticing.

12- He is whitty! Umm I can't think of anything to say about that one. He doesn't get that from me.

13- His nickname is Chubs. Funny this, cause he is a rail, but Skyler insists.

14- Koy is a total worry wart! This he does get from me. Hmmm

15- I could hang with Koy all day and never get bored.

Love this kid!!

B