He's in!

Here he is, PV1 Moore.

Macade is now a Private in Utah Army National Guard. Go Army!

He swore in today and I didn't even bust out a tear! I was so proud however and he was so excited! He got his uniform and his ship date is June 2nd. He is going to be a light wheel mechanic. He will do about 30 weeks in training. We are so proud of him!!

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Conversation with an 11 year old

Driving into the school parking lot on Friday

Koy: Mom, I just don't know why, but I LOVE going to school.

Mom: What do you mean?

Koy: I don't know. I just love coming to school. I get all excited when we pull into the parking lot everyday.

Mom's thinking: Could it be that you are heading into your school with 3 jugs of rootbeer for your class Christmas party and that you will most likely eat junk until you want to puke and bring home gifts and by the way... stay home for the next 2 weeks with all the joy that Christmas will bring you?

Mom: That is so cool Koy!

Koy: I know.

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Ps. Koy wore this to school Friday. Don't worry... His Bronco's beanie is under his Santa hat. It never goes far.

To the sick sadistic bugger who invented EMG's

I hate you!!! What kind of person sits around thinking of ways to torture humans by shocking them and sticking hundreds of needles into their muscles. (And then making you flex your muscle, needle still inserted!)
You need therapy. (And an EMG)
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Happy Holidays?!

What the heck is our world coming to? People died in the chaos of Black Friday to save $10! Why?!
I myself venture out at about noon to see if there is anything left. Usually not, but I can pick it up the next day for the same price! So, to the brother that knocked a little lady on her butt at the emergency essentials sale, she picked up 3 water filters on Saturday for the same price that you are going to hell over!
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ps. More happy news tomorrow!