To my dear friend Julie

It was brought to my attention today from my good friend, Miss, that there is an actual hymn called "Lay your head on my ample arm".
Julie, just so you know, if we ever sing this in Sacrament, I will never come again.
Ewww...
B

Out of respect for my faithful readers...

I will change my blog so no one throws up. I know that last one was a little sappy. If you enjoyed that, click on Macades link. That will really test your gag reflex.

So today I will blog about.....

How much I would like to yell at the manager at Sonic!!!

I have not had a Sonic drink in a week due to my protest and I am hurtin!! Can you believe the nerve of that guy to put LIME JUICE in my drink on Saturday?! Not freshly squeezed, but the nasty artificial stuff! He is constantly out of items, such as...

Ketchup, lids, lime, cups, diet coke (I know! America's drink stop my @#$%!) and here is the clencher... my co-worker was told they were out of water the other day! Come on Zach! What has happened in your life to cause me, the innocent addict, pain like this?

So if you feel the pain, join me in protest. I am calling in. I can stand for it no longer.

There must be change!!!

Or guess where I'm going?

My Valentine!

Much to contrary belief, I absolutely adore this man! Here are some reasons why
1- Sterling is the funniest person I know. He makes me laugh daily and that is good!
2- He works so hard. I will never be hungry cause this guy would work anywhere to provide for his family.
3- He does a fabulous impression of Mr. Sir.
4- He is compassionate about things. Sometimes I confuse this with psycho but this man loves trains!
5- I know without a doubt that he would do anything for me. He may grumble, but he'll do it.
6- Sterling acts like he is a grumpy guy, but is really one of the softest guys ever!
7- He keeps his cubicle almost spotless. The cubes around him are all, well..... used. But Sterling's is so free of clutter that it is weird.
8- Sterling can talk like a relief society woman! With the right people he could go all night.
9- Movies insult his intelligence. His quote, not mine.
10- He loves sudoku!
11- Sterling is so talented! He really is an artist. He can weather a train car that grown men lust after.
12- I'm pretty sure he could live off of cold cereal.
13- He will be super mad at me if he finds out about this blog post! He he!
14- Sterling can't sit still. He's just like his Dad this way. He can't even work out on a treadmill because it is so boring.
15- He's got awesome handwriting. It's the drafter in him.
16- He has a nickname for EVERYONE. And they change every now and again. Mine is "Muffin Lips" right now. Koy is "Chaz" and Sklyer is "Club". Cade's changes daily. This can get annoying given the wrong nickname.
17- Sterling has taken us on some really fun trips! We always have so much fun!
18- He always smells good! He doesn't even smell bad after working out. How does he do that?
19- He's a great gift buyer! Never a disappointment here.
20- He has good style. Sterling always looks good! Love it!
21- Sterling doesn't answer the phone. Cell phone, yes. Home phone, no. Why?
22- He is my partner is Coke addiction! I don't know if he is as bad as me, but we have been known to toss back a few late at night.
23- He loves to pick a good fight with Skyler every day. I am sure that has something to do with why Skyler is so great.
24- Sterling loves his family. He would do anything for any of them.
25- He takes good care of me.
I love you!
PS Sterling you gotta be glad I didn't put some dorky picture of you here. That counts for something right?

There's something about Skyler

1- Skyler has a terrific memory. He can tell you years, months and even days of events that I forgot even happened.

2- Skyler is the messiest autistic guy I know. None of that lining stuff up and keeping things meticulous around here.

3- Big surprise, Skyler LOVES dinosaurs! Since he was just a baby they have been his thing. He can name hundreds of dinosaurs that most people did not even know existed.

4- He did not talk until he was 4 years old. Actually, there are rumors that he still doesn't talk.

5- Skyler loves making movies. I smell a Jurassic Park remake.

6- He can run really fast! Must be due to Macade bugging him.

7- Skyler can grow facial hair faster than anyone I know. Grizzly Adams reincarnate.

8- Skyler carries a 20 lb backpack to school everyday! No wonder he is so skinny. I better go buy myself a backpack.

9- At 3 years old, Skyler would do anything for frozen peas. The kid loved them. Weird.

10- He sleeps under every blanket he can find! I have to dig him out every morning.

11- I'm pretty sure he has snuck his lucky dinosaurs into the UBSCT testing this week.

12- Skyler laughs really hard while watching Home Alone and Mouse Hunt. Something about seeing grown men practically kill themselves that he really gets a kick out of.

13- Skyler keeps a meticulous journal. And he enjoys it.

14- He has been playing the guitar for about 5 months. I can't get enough!

15- Sklyer is my breath of fresh air!